Sejak letak lagu ‘Gantung’ blog ni pun dah macam tergantung. Almaklumler..eden ni semakin sibuk..buat keje 2 tiga jenis dalam satu masa..atau bak kata orang putih ‘multitasking’
Seperti yg dipos kat bawah yang ader gambar kertas kajang berjela-jela dengan tulisan entah hapa-hapa tu sebenarnya benda yang menyebabkan aku menghilangkan diri selama lima hari. Tak sempat langsung nak menulis cerita lain, asyik fikir idea..idea..idea. Walaupun laptop dan broadband tersedia (yang seronoknya broadband kat hotel ni free of charge) Mula-mula ingat kena bayar RM20 sehari tapi bila cuba tak der pulak ‘login page’ atau perjanjian yang kena setuju. Sah tak payah bayar sesen pun. ader.
Kat sini keje aku satu jer..fikir, cari idea..makan, fikir balik, cari idea lain dan makan lagi (nasib baik berat badan aku tak bertambah) sampai ler otak masuk tahap beku dan aku rasa seram sejuk dan dapat demam dan selsema…dan secara tiba-tiba aku jadi peminat no. 1 sayur brokoli dan bunga kobis..Yer la asyik sayur tu jer yang aku pilih waktu makan, yang lain macam layu tak bermaya jer tengok. Sayur kailan sepokok-sepokok,..kalau nenek aku ader mesti dier cakap macam nak bagi gajah telan. Tapi itu ‘style’ chef dia masak, dah dia belajar cam tu.
Hari ni aku rasa nak buat review sikit pasal Hotel City Bayview nie. Sebab 5 hari aku bertapa kat situ dan dapat internet access free..eheheh. Yer la hari tu pergi ke Grand Blue Wave kat Shah Alam. Ya ampun, bayarannya mahal teramat, RM 1.62 seminit. Agaknyer lagi banyak bintang lagi mahal la kot. Sebab mengikut perkiraan ahli falak..Grand Blue Wave Shah Alam tu 5 bintang manakala City Bayview Pulau Pinang ni tarafnyer 4 bintang sahaja. Macam minum Coca-cola jugak, yang dalam peti sejuk kedai runcit harganya RM1.50 sahaja yang dalam peti sejuk bilik hotel harganya dekat-dekat RM10.
Pasal aper hotel nie best..hehehe. Walaupun 4 bintang tapi layanannya mengalahkan hotel lima bintang. OK la bagi yang tak tahu City Bayview Hotel ni terletak di bandaranya Georgetown itu tapi tak tengah sangat jadi tak la rasa pening, sesak nafas tengok jalan dan kereta jer. Dia terletak kat tepi-tepi Georgetown yang boleh nampak laut. Jadi lokasinya agak strategik sebab tak banyak hotel yang duduk pinggir-pinggir Georgetown yang banyak bintang cam dier ni. Sebab kebanyakkan hotel yang banyak bintang terletak kat Batu Feringghi…(paling class sudah tentu ler Rasa Sayang Resort and Spa, bilik paling murah pun harganya RM1300 semalam ..hehehe tapi memang teramat mewah, suasana dier yang paling mahal..ekskusif).
Berbalik ker City Bayview, bersesuaian dengan namanya..’view’ dari bilik hotel pun cantik, dari bilik aku di tingkat 11 tu aku boleh nampak laut, jambatan Pulau Pinang, kapal-kapal kargo dari Port Sweetenham dan juga sebahagian dari bandaraya Georgetown. Aper kena mengena kapal kargo dalam karangan nie..hehehe. Sebenarnya pada waktu malam boleh nampak lampu-lampu dari kapal kargo yang belayar ni, termasuk ler kapal persiaran mewah yang teramat banyak lampunya..terasa cam duduk dekat dengan pelabuhan Greece pulak.
Staf kat sini sumer peramah-peramah. Sentiasa sedia membantu, sebab lama menetap diorang pun sampai dah kenal. Bercerita pasal makan satu lagi bonus..banyak pilihan dan bercita rasa Malaysia. Bukan aper kadang-kadang pergi makan tengahari kat hotel berbintang-bintang ni walaupun buffet dan banyak pilihan tapi pilihannya terlebih orang putih. Kat sini ada restoran makanan Jepun di tingkat dua..saper nak tukar selera boleh ler cuba.
Pagi-pagi ada pilihan nasi lemak, nasi goreng, mee, koay teow, bihun goreng, roti canai, jarang ada roti canai kat hotel (yang pasti chef yang buat roti canai tu memang kemas dan hensem..hehehe, tak macam mamak restoran Pelita atau Tajudeen Nasi Kandar). Roti, telur, cornflakes, baked beans tu dah pasti.
Waktu malam kalau rasa nak ‘supper’ ada ‘hawker stall’ betul-betul kat depan pintu utama hotel. Yang menarik ‘hawker stall’ ni kepunyaan hotel ni jugak. Harga yang ditawarkan pun memang berpatutan., memang harga kedai mamak jer..jadi saper-saper pun boleh akan kat situ. Tak wujud secawan teh tarik RM6. Pilihan makanan pun banyak.
Kalau rasa duit banyak boleh makan kat restoran berputar di tingkat paling atas hotel ni. Ingat kat KL Tower jer ader restoran berputar..sini pun ader gak cuma tak berapa tinggi.
Pendek kater saper yang menetap di sini dijamin tak akan kebuluran..hehehe
Monday, April 23, 2007
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Another interesting facts
Info Menarik 1:
Tahukah Anda? Orang yang tidak pernah kisah langsung tentang wang ringgit, pangkat, kedudukan, harta dunia dan tidak pernah juga rungsing pasal akhirat ialah Orang Utan.
Info Menarik 2:
Tahukah anda? Aurat dan Urat adalah dua perkara yang berbeza. Namun begitu, apabila melihat perempuan yang terlalu mendedahkan aurat, urat lelaki akan membengkak di sesuatu kawasan.
Info Menarik 3:
Tahukah Anda? Allahyarham P.Ramlee tak pernah dapat Lesen P sebab baru diperkenalkan. Penyanyi pop yeh yeh L.Ramli mungkin pernah dapat lesel L. Tapi Allahyarham A.Ramlie tak pernah dapat lesen A sebab tak ada.
Info Terkini 4:
Tahukah anda? Cabai dan Cibai adalah dua perkataan yang berlainan maksud. Tapi kalau mulut nak kena cabai, cuba la cakap cibai kat depan orang-orang tua.
Info menarik utk hari ini:
Tahukah anda? Kondom dan kondominium adalah dua perkara yg berbeza, tetapi byk kondom² yang terbuang dpt ditemui di dalam kondominium yg terbiar kosong...
Tahukah Anda? Orang yang tidak pernah kisah langsung tentang wang ringgit, pangkat, kedudukan, harta dunia dan tidak pernah juga rungsing pasal akhirat ialah Orang Utan.
Info Menarik 2:
Tahukah anda? Aurat dan Urat adalah dua perkara yang berbeza. Namun begitu, apabila melihat perempuan yang terlalu mendedahkan aurat, urat lelaki akan membengkak di sesuatu kawasan.
Info Menarik 3:
Tahukah Anda? Allahyarham P.Ramlee tak pernah dapat Lesen P sebab baru diperkenalkan. Penyanyi pop yeh yeh L.Ramli mungkin pernah dapat lesel L. Tapi Allahyarham A.Ramlie tak pernah dapat lesen A sebab tak ada.
Info Terkini 4:
Tahukah anda? Cabai dan Cibai adalah dua perkataan yang berlainan maksud. Tapi kalau mulut nak kena cabai, cuba la cakap cibai kat depan orang-orang tua.
Info menarik utk hari ini:
Tahukah anda? Kondom dan kondominium adalah dua perkara yg berbeza, tetapi byk kondom² yang terbuang dpt ditemui di dalam kondominium yg terbiar kosong...
Fakta ADUN..
1. DUN yg paling sejuk . DUN Batu Berendam
2. DUN yg paling tak de rasa . DUN Air Tawar
3. DUN yg paling panas , DUN Pedas.
4. DUN yg paling miskin . DUN Sekupang
5. DUN yg paling muda , DUN Sri Muda
6. DUN yg paling lemah , DUN Batang Berjuntai
7. DUN yg paling basah , DUN Sg Besar
8. DUN yg kuat makan satay , DUN Kajang
9. DUN yg banyak hantu , DUN Pucong
10. DUN yg ada istana , DUN Kota Raja.
11. DUN yg banyak ikan , DUN Tg Sepat
12. DUN yg paling keras , DUN Batu Tiga.
13. DUN paling pendalaman , DUN Hulu Klang
14. DUN banyak air , DUN Ampangan
15. DUN banyak penganas . DUN Kuala Kubu.
16. DUN paling takde kemajuan , DUN Gurun
17. DUN paling bahaya , DUN Baling.
18. DUN banyak semut . DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
19. DUN paling pelik , DUN Sg Ada Burung
20. DUN ada binatang , DUN Kijang
21. DUN paling wangi ,DUN Pokok Sena
22. DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
hehehe
2. DUN yg paling tak de rasa . DUN Air Tawar
3. DUN yg paling panas , DUN Pedas.
4. DUN yg paling miskin . DUN Sekupang
5. DUN yg paling muda , DUN Sri Muda
6. DUN yg paling lemah , DUN Batang Berjuntai
7. DUN yg paling basah , DUN Sg Besar
8. DUN yg kuat makan satay , DUN Kajang
9. DUN yg banyak hantu , DUN Pucong
10. DUN yg ada istana , DUN Kota Raja.
11. DUN yg banyak ikan , DUN Tg Sepat
12. DUN yg paling keras , DUN Batu Tiga.
13. DUN paling pendalaman , DUN Hulu Klang
14. DUN banyak air , DUN Ampangan
15. DUN banyak penganas . DUN Kuala Kubu.
16. DUN paling takde kemajuan , DUN Gurun
17. DUN paling bahaya , DUN Baling.
18. DUN banyak semut . DUN Kota Sarang Semut.
19. DUN paling pelik , DUN Sg Ada Burung
20. DUN ada binatang , DUN Kijang
21. DUN paling wangi ,DUN Pokok Sena
22. DUN paling tak cantik, DUN Batu Buruk
hehehe
some facts about exam answer..
These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world.
“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”
“When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”
“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.”
“Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”
“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”
“The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”
“Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”
“Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”
“A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”
“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
“The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.”
“The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.”
“The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”
“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”
“A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.”
“The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”
“A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”
“Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.”
“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.”
“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”
“Liter: A nest of young puppies.”
“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”
“Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”
“Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.”
“Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.”
“Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”
“Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.”
“To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”
“For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops.”
“For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration.”
“For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.”
“For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.”
“For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.”
“To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.”
“For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.”
“To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”
“When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire.”
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
“To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube”
“When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide”
“Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state”
“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”
“Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.”
“Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”
“Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.”
“The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”
“Artifical insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”
“Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”
“A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.”
“Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”
“The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.”
“The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects.”
“The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.”
“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have ben taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”
“A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.”
“The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”
“A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”
“Many women belive that an alcoholic binge will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception.”
“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.”
“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”
“Liter: A nest of young puppies.”
“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”
“Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.”
“Planet: A body of Earth surrounded by sky.”
“Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.”
“Vacumm: A large, empty space where the pope lives.”
“Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.”
“To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”
“For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops.”
“For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artifical perspiration.”
“For fainting: Rub the person’s chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.”
“For dog bite: put the dog away for sevral days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.”
“For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.”
“To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.”
“For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.”
“To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”
me for 5 days
My life for 5 days comprises of paper, seminar and food...idea..idea and idea...but its kind of ok when everything is on the house...I even the room entirely for me only..since the other person can't make it...but staying in a hotel room all by yourself for 5 days is just pure boredom.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Catatan hari minggu part deux
Kesempurnaan itu satu idealisma yang menjadi pemangkin kepada sesuatu yang hebat-mutiara kata
Di tengah panas terik di deretan khemah-khemah yang menyertai ‘Asian Bike Tours 2007’ di Padang Kota Lama.
“ Bukan hari tu perang besar ke dgn taiko kat khemah sana tu?”
“Memang pun”
“Habis sekarang boleh lak duduk khemah sebelah-menyebelah”
“Kalau dia tak kacau orang lantak arr, tadi ada salam dengan darth vader, ala-ala buang yang keruh ambik yang jernih, Tapi darth vader sakit gigi senyum pun takmo.. hehehe”
“Anak darth vader tak senyum?”
“Anak darth vader lagi ler pandang pun tak mo”
“Mesti dia terkejut tengok tebuan tiba-tiba muncul kat sini, dia takut kena hamun sekali lagi tu”
“Dia yang salah, perasan bagus sangat memang patut pun kena bambu hari tu”
“Kalau dia senyum..nak buat aper?”
“Kalau dia senyum kita senyum la balik, senyumkan sedekah. Tapi dia mesti ikut perangai darth vader, dua-dua sakit gigi”
“Kalau darth vader tahu gelaran dier mesti kena pancung dengan pedang jedi”
“Kita balas balik guna Taming Sari”
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“Malam ni tak diorang kata tak der konsert, hormati Maulidur Rasul, tapi tadi nampak Radhi OAG”
“ahh memang dia ader tadi, siap nyanyi Happy Birthday lagi”
“Sapernyer birthday?”
“Nabi”
Dengan kening sedikit terangkat “Pulak dah..bukan nak berselawat”
Angguk “Modernisasi alaf baru..”
********
“Tadi tengok skuter comel, bayaran muka dia seringgit jerk”
“Kenapa tak bawak balik satu”
“Duit pecah tak der…”
Kesempurnaan itu perbendaharaan kejayaan yang termahal. Ia menjadi idealisma orang yang bercita-cita tinggi dan pakaian orang yang rajin berusaha. -mutiara kata
Di tengah panas terik di deretan khemah-khemah yang menyertai ‘Asian Bike Tours 2007’ di Padang Kota Lama.
“ Bukan hari tu perang besar ke dgn taiko kat khemah sana tu?”
“Memang pun”
“Habis sekarang boleh lak duduk khemah sebelah-menyebelah”
“Kalau dia tak kacau orang lantak arr, tadi ada salam dengan darth vader, ala-ala buang yang keruh ambik yang jernih, Tapi darth vader sakit gigi senyum pun takmo.. hehehe”
“Anak darth vader tak senyum?”
“Anak darth vader lagi ler pandang pun tak mo”
“Mesti dia terkejut tengok tebuan tiba-tiba muncul kat sini, dia takut kena hamun sekali lagi tu”
“Dia yang salah, perasan bagus sangat memang patut pun kena bambu hari tu”
“Kalau dia senyum..nak buat aper?”
“Kalau dia senyum kita senyum la balik, senyumkan sedekah. Tapi dia mesti ikut perangai darth vader, dua-dua sakit gigi”
“Kalau darth vader tahu gelaran dier mesti kena pancung dengan pedang jedi”
“Kita balas balik guna Taming Sari”
********
“Malam ni tak diorang kata tak der konsert, hormati Maulidur Rasul, tapi tadi nampak Radhi OAG”
“ahh memang dia ader tadi, siap nyanyi Happy Birthday lagi”
“Sapernyer birthday?”
“Nabi”
Dengan kening sedikit terangkat “Pulak dah..bukan nak berselawat”
Angguk “Modernisasi alaf baru..”
********
“Tadi tengok skuter comel, bayaran muka dia seringgit jerk”
“Kenapa tak bawak balik satu”
“Duit pecah tak der…”
Kesempurnaan itu perbendaharaan kejayaan yang termahal. Ia menjadi idealisma orang yang bercita-cita tinggi dan pakaian orang yang rajin berusaha. -mutiara kata
Monday, April 02, 2007
Bean...
Some folks are wise and some are otherwise-Tobias Smollett
After a tiring day promoting things at the Asian Bike Tour decided to take some time off not following dad who attended dinner with a bunch of people from KL. Instead decided to go and watch Mr. Bean’s Holiday instead at Queensbay. How can anybody hate Mr. Bean? The movie was great although during the first fragment is seems that is was a repeated show of things he used to do but as the story evolve in became more interesting and funnier. It was really a simple storyline, Mr. Bean won a vacation trip to a beach in France all he needs to do is ride a train the to destination but when he misses his first train being strangled by the ticket machine that is where everything starts to go wrong.
It is an English film but the whole time everybody speaks France. It really shows how when one nation can be proud of their own language others will respect. Unlike us who like to ridicule every Malay speaking creature we know. When somebody sounded ‘Malay’ with their English we laugh pretending to be the perfect Queen’s English speaker ever live.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. -Alfred Lord Tennyson
After a tiring day promoting things at the Asian Bike Tour decided to take some time off not following dad who attended dinner with a bunch of people from KL. Instead decided to go and watch Mr. Bean’s Holiday instead at Queensbay. How can anybody hate Mr. Bean? The movie was great although during the first fragment is seems that is was a repeated show of things he used to do but as the story evolve in became more interesting and funnier. It was really a simple storyline, Mr. Bean won a vacation trip to a beach in France all he needs to do is ride a train the to destination but when he misses his first train being strangled by the ticket machine that is where everything starts to go wrong.
It is an English film but the whole time everybody speaks France. It really shows how when one nation can be proud of their own language others will respect. Unlike us who like to ridicule every Malay speaking creature we know. When somebody sounded ‘Malay’ with their English we laugh pretending to be the perfect Queen’s English speaker ever live.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. -Alfred Lord Tennyson