7 things that would happen if you were a computer

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.-
Isaac Asimov

• You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.


• You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!
  
• You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings


• You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
  
• You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.


• To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!


• If you mess up your life, you could always press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. -Ben Stein