A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks:
Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?
Phew, that one's easy,says the teacher, The Titanic.
Alright, said St.Peter, you may pass.
Then the thief got his question: How many died on the Titanic?
The thief replied, That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people. And so he passed through.
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: Name them.
The Teacher, The Thief and The Laywer
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