Absurd invention

I've been hitting writer's block for a couple of weeks...a new database to design and wondering whether I want to change the website layout..kind of trip off my mind on creative writing for a while.

Since witty, funny comment's left for the holiday season I decided to post something about inventions by people who seens to have a lots of idea. Who know it might inspire some of us to think creatively.



12 Gauge Golf Club US Patent Issued In 1979

Golf game got you down? Now you can have explosive drives every time with the 12 Gauge Golf Club! This special woody features a barrel, muzzle and a trap door in the rear for loading your explosive charge. The firing pin is aligned with the clubs sweet spot for blasting your balls into oblivion (careful).


Sure, the golf course is going to sound like a firing range and your clubs recoil may take out a few spectators, so we think it may be time to start the new XGT - Xtreme Golf Tour.

Brain BuzzerInternational Patent Issued In 1998

Do you know someone that falls asleep at inopportune moments? Maybe you find yourself ready to doze off during class, while driving or during a not-so-hot date. If you want to keep the Sandman at bay yet not disturb others during your quest to stay awake, you need the Brain Buzzer!

To use; simply bite down on the vibrating wand (the small end please) and vibrations are transmitted to the brain, buzzing you awake without aggravating your neighbors. Many thanks to the Thinky Corporation of Tokyo, Japan for this absurd invention. ..want to try??

You think it's wierd but weird inventions can be profitable. I just saw a report on the news about an automated dog wash at a car wash. Get the car and the dog clean all at once! Of course, ideas for inventions that are just weird and interesting or funny is okay too. By the way, the ideas below are not patented, so feel free to take them, make them, patent them and earn a few dollars with them. Good luck!

Wind chimes made from bones. There are a lot of people out there who like the morbid side of life, and I'll bet they buy wind chimes too. Of course, they don't have to be human bones!

If we can have a brain buzzer why not a machine that induces naps. There are some of the brain wave entrainment CDs that are said to be really powerful. One can be put to sleep everytime, anytime of the day. This technology could be used to create a system for baby cribs and kid's beds. The machine would play CDs which slow down brain waves and puts kids to sleep. More than a few parents would buy this.

Wall-mounted furniture. Have a steel track built into the perimeter of the room, and furniture designed to hang from this. The couches, tables and chairs wouldn't need legs, and would be easy to clean under. Of course, if you produce the system, the customer has to buy furniture from you.

Furniture that glows in the dark. Perhaps it would be more practical to have just the edges trimmed with a glow-in-the-dark material. No more bumping into the coffee table in the dark, and a nice party atmosphere too.

Alarm clock that uses voices. Here's one of those easy inventions, and it isn't even that weird. Use one of the "sampler" chips that are found in electronic keyboards. Push the button to record a short message-alarm. Wake up to your own voice, or record a wake-up message from a sexy friend for more motivation. Have it say what you want. "You're late for work!" might work, or might just give you a heart attack.

Exam survival kit. Are you ready for that big exam? Now you are, with your new Examomatic Survival Kit. The kit contains caffeine pills, ginkgo biloba capsules, aromatic oils that "wake up" the brain, and a dozen quick tips for instantly raising your IQ. Isn't it nice?