Work that muscles

I posted an entry about Pilates a few weeks ago ( regarding the whole Yoga shenanigans ). I have a Pilates workout that I like and it works ...

New Year....new year

It's that time of the year again... roll up the 2008 carpet, make way to the brand new 2009. The carpet of 1929 Hijrah has left us and n...

Knack…

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.-Douglas Adam All of us seems to have a knack for something, it...

Let's hit Bush head

Law and order are the medicine of the body politic and when the body politic gets sick, medicine must be administered.-B. R. Ambedkar A loud...

50 ways to fail an exam

Click for bigger and better view I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sittin...

Husband of the Year Award

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.-Helen Rowland Honorable Mention: UK Honorab...

How to catch an Elephant in Africa

*MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. * ...

Men in concrete jungle...

When you look at a city, it's like reading the hopes, aspirations and pride of everyone who built it.-Hugh Newell In today's newspap...

Much ado about nothing

Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. ~Edward Stanley Since there seem...

The Easily Confused English

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so- Gore Vidal Sometimes I think I act like a baby, I need 8 hours of sleep...

Funny Real Ads

A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.-David Ogilvy These ads were actually published... B...

Move...exercise

Movement is a medicine for creating change in a person's physical, emotional, and mental states. ~Carol Welch I read this somewhere.. &q...

So...

A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. ~Wendell L. Willkie I want to make a suggestion to the Dewan Bahasa and Pustaka to in...

Free Rice

We should become prosperous by working hard and then donate generously. -Atharva Veda Enrich your vocabulary at the same time donate rice th...

No Copy no Print

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. ~Eric Hoffer A neat trick I learnt while trying to prevent people fro...

Guilty or Gullible?

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.- Lana Turner Read the news about get rich fast scheme....

Happy and Healthy

Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds. ~George Jean Nathan You know the question ma...

Confused English

FEAR is an acronym in the English language for "False Evidence Appearing Real" - Neal Donald Been having a bad sore throat and pop...

Online divorcee jailed after killing virtual hubby

For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.-Jean Dubuffet When the thin...

Customer Mistakes with Technical Support

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. ~Ambrose Bierce Custome...

Jokes: Things you don't want to hear during surgery

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.-Rita Rudner "Better...

As long as it's black

You can paint it any color, so long as it's black- Henry Ford Do you ever realize that the cars on the roads are in totally boring colou...

hmmm...Marital Bliss...

We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision has been taken. If men or ...

Einstein's Chauffer

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.- Albert Einstein This is a true life anecdote about Albert Einstein, and h...

Irony...

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. -Robert A Heinlein I read an article yesterday about the wierd Starbuc...

Monday Blues

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate - Oprah Winfrey Hari Raya is over ( well not actually ov...

Commonly Confused English

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one langu...

Customers always right

A customer is the most important visitor on our premises, he is not dependent on us. We are dependent on him. He is not an interruption in o...

Upin dan Ipin

My brother and sisters are addicted to this two kids. Who said Malaysian sucks at telling story in cartoon form. Although there are a few ou...

Sneek peek into personnel file

The biggest job we have is to teach a newly hired employee how to fail intelligently. We have to train him to experiment over and over and t...

Greensmilies goes Wordpress

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. ~ in P.S. I Love You by Cecila Ahern. I still have...

Lost in Translation...

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense. -- Robert Green Ingersoll ...

World's Easiest Questions

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? -Albert Einstein How long did the Hundred Years War last? Which coun...

Funny English Signs

What is the shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback is on...

Parijs Van Java (part 3)

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home. ~James Michener You know the...

Go Green

Greensmilie s has published a bunch of greensmilies with flags in correspondent with the Olympic event...and I found this; I know the Olympi...

The Genome Project and Adam...

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose you ancestors carefully.-Betrand Russell The rain is still pitty pattering outside...

Lady Oscar

There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book. -Marcel Proust Was wondering through Yo...