Chemistry is boring

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it - Adam San...

Computer Dictionary

640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year. Algorithm: A catchy 1930 song by George and Ira Gershwin . Availabil...

The Less You Know the More You Make

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. ~Farmer's Almanac, 1978 " Salary Theorem" states that ...

Meet Popeye's mum

After years of searching high and low...finally they found Popeye's mum Goverment warning: Smoking is bad for your health, eat spinach!

Words, words and more words...

I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am a...

Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands bef...

ATM...

Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there c...

Hell explained by Chemistry Student

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company- Mark Twain I have to share this... The following is an actual question given on a Unive...