These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers around the world.
- Include your Children when Baking Cookies (yummie!)
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers (police joins darth vader crew)
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax (go mr cow!that will teached you mr farmer)
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told (it had already crash, of course it was close to groud before hitting it)
- Miners Refuse to Work After Death (ermm is he suppose work after he died??)
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (wasn't it suppose to be the other way around, the law system needs revision)
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree (either 'tree' was a person's name or it the painting was hanging on the tree, but to be found by a tree??. It must be some rare intelligent bred tree)
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies (tsk..tsk..poor ship)
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter (the irony)
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms (hmm...not very appetizing)
Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Hobbes: Isn't the zipper on your pants supposed to be in the front? -Calvin and Hobbes
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