Beauty without expression is boring- Ralph Waldo A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the g...

Beauty without expression is boring- Ralph Waldo A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the g...
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling- Arthur Brisbane Receiv...
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it - Adam San...
It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like ...
640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year. Algorithm: A catchy 1930 song by George and Ira Gershwin . Availabil...
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. ~Farmer's Almanac, 1978 " Salary Theorem" states that ...
They stick you with those names, those labels - ‘rebel’ or whatever; whatever they like to use. Because they need a label; they need a name....
Scientists build to learn; Engineers learn to build. -Frederick P. Brooks Bought a new PC for the shop and whilst being comfortable working ...
They say one of a baby's first non-verbal forms communication is pointing. Clicking must be somewhere just after that.-Nerd somebody So...
"The more I C, the less I see." -Nerd Guy A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think. Ralph Waldo Emerson During my course of learning t...
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?...
If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want t...
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat" - ...
Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live- Jackie Winspear Golden Arches Malaysia.. well..th...
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out a...
Moving past basic layout, the next thing to do is put in the real essential of the blog, fonts and color. The real gist of a blog, the thing...
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson It had been extracte...
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits - some smart guy Have you ever wonder what will happen if everyone...
After years of searching high and low...finally they found Popeye's mum Goverment warning: Smoking is bad for your health, eat spinach!
The value of an idea has nothing whatever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it – Oscar Wilde Perodua has officially launch t...
I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am a...
What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.-George Bernard Shaw A few days ago my y...
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.-Gil Stern Okay t...
Education would be so much more effective if its purpose were to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know ho...
Design is in everything we make, but it’s also between those things. It's a mix of craft, science, storytelling, propaganda, and philoso...
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands bef...
Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there c...
A Parliament is nothing less than a big meeting of more or less idle people -Walter Bagehot When I was a little kid there was this programme...
I'm trying to solve this test..well it said that it was somekind of genius test, since I don't have any problem answering the IQ tes...